Lyk, I can tell you a Buffy episode salmost by heart.
I'm only typing minor details, tho, cuz every episode is 45 minutes long w/out commercials.
buffy wakes up...everyone's awake. Terra, a witch, and Willow's girlfriend, is making their bed and finds a flower (later referred to as Lethe's bramble) under Willow's pillow....haha willowspillow...heehee. she (Terra) smells it, smiles, and puts it in her shirt...(Willow, in the episode before, promised to stop using as much magic after a huge fight they had over it, then made Terra forget about it with the Lethe's)
later, everyoneone is at the magic box. (Anya and Giles's shop...they own it together). Xander and Anya are getting married, and are looking at wedding magazines excitedly. anya used to be a demon, but giles destroyed her necklace. dont ask. dawn (buffy's sis) is reading a book she shouldnt so giles takes it away, dawn moves away and takes up another book. buffy is drawing something, and giles motions for her to patrol.
all this is happening without talk.
Buffy's in the graveyard...wait...something...musical is coming........
"Every single night, the same arrangement,
I go out and fight the fight.
Still I always feel the strange estrangement,
Nothing here is real
nothing here is right." she sings out of nowhere.
she sings all the next lyrics as she's beating vampires up. beating them to the beat, even.
"I've been making shows of trading blows just hoping no one knows that I've been going thru the motions...
walking thru the part..
nothing seems to penetrate my...heart.
I was always brave, and kinda righteous
now I find I'm wavering.
crawl outta yer grave
to find this fight just doesnt mean a thing"
Demon: she aint got that swing! (hits buffy to the ground)
Buffy: (lifts head up) thanx for noticing.
1 Demon and 2 Vamps: She does pretty well
with fiends from hell
but lately we can tell that she's just going thru the motions. faking it somehow.
(Buffy stabbs Demon after the slaughter of all but one vamp)
Demon: (after getting stabbed) She's not even half the girl she---ow. (falls)
Buffy: Will I stay this way forever? Sleep walk thru my life's endeavor?
(cuts rope tying weird hot guy)
Weird hot guy: how can I repay---
Buffy: Whatever.
When I dont wanna beeeeeeeeee
going thru the motions, losing all my drive,
I cant even see
if this is really me
and I just wanna beeeeee (stakes last vamp)
ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Back at the magic box buffy walks in
Terra (I think): Hey, did Dawn get to school alright?
Buffy: (Shrugs) I dunno.
(skipping crap...)
Buffy: last night did anybody....burst into song?
Xander: Merciful Zeus!
Anya: We thought it was just us! There were melodies, there were harmonies, and the dance with coconuts...
Giles: that would explain the huge invisible backing orchestra and the and the synchronized dancing from the room service chaps...Buffy...what did you sing about?
Buffy:(embarrassed) I dont remember...but it seemed perfectly normal at the time
Xander: well, I for one, dont want it to happen again. we should look into it.
Willow: with the books!
Tara: do we have any books on this?
Xander: We just gotta break it down, look at the facts ... (Note: I pasted all the songe, didnt feel like typing them, from here on)
Giles:
I\'ve got a theory
That it\'s a demon
A dancing demon - nyehh, something isn\'t right there
Willow:
I\'ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we\'re all stuck inside his wacked broadway nightmare
Xander:
I\'ve got a theory, we should work this out
Willow,Anya,Tara,Xander:
It\'s getting eerie
What\'s this cheery singing all about
Xander:
It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is ridiculous \'cause witches they were
Persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and
Women power and
I\'ll be over here
Anya:
I\'ve got a theory
It could be bunnies
Tara:
I\'ve got a -
Anya: (bursts into rock and roll solo)
BUNNIES ARENT JUS(T CUTE LIKE EVERYBODY SUPPOSES
THEY GOT THEM HOPPY LEGS AND TWITCHY LIL NOSES
AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CARROTS?!
WHAT DO THEY NEED SUCH GOOD EYESIGHT FOR ANYWAY?!?!
BUNNIES
bUNNIES, IT MUST BE BUNNIES!!!!!
Or maybe midgets?
Willow:
I\'ve got a theory, we should work this fast
Giles,Willow:
Because it clearly could get serious before it\'s passed
Buffy:
I\'ve got a theory
It doesn\'t matter
What can\'t we face if we\'re together
What\'s in this place that we can\'t weather
Apocalypse
We\'ve all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care
Group:
What can\'t we do if we get in it
We\'ll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We\'ll pay the price
It\'s do or die
Buffy:
Hey, I\'ve died twice
Group:
What can\'t we face if we\'re together
Giles:
- What can\'t we face
Group:
What\'s in this place that we can\'t weather
Giles:
- If we\'re together
Group:
There\'s nothing we can\'t face
Anya:
Except for bunnies...
Xander: That was weird.
Willow: I thought it was neat.
okay, I dont feel like typing any more. that was about 7 minutes, maybe 10 minutes into the show...bye then
sorry for boring you...I'm bored too.
BUT I FINALLY CLEANED MY ROOM SO NOW I'M NOT GROUNDED!!!!!!!!
Current Location: in the base of ment
Current Mood:
accomplished